- you hear “Irresistible Grace” and think of your cousin.
- there is a fiddle accompaniment with Just as I am.
- your exegesis consists of having 2 Peter 3:9 tattooed on your arm.
- when you hear “RC” you think of Cola.
- you think that supralapsarian is a newly breed dog.
- you possess more Charles Finney books than teeth.
- when the preacher mentions that we are but lumps of clay, you think of Mud Bogs.
- you hear someone say Ordo Salutis and think they had too much moonshine.
- you think “Spurgeon” is something you catch with rod & reel from your brother-in-law’s boat.
- when you hear the Institutes you think of where many of your relatives live.
- “The Chief End of Man” is where you end up after “The Fall of Man.”
- you think that “Limited Atonement” is a single barrel shotgun.
- you purchase your Dave Hunt books through the Home Shopping Network.
- when you hear “five points” it reminds you of your average monthly reduction in your driver’s record.
- you have a bumper sticker on your truck that says, “If there ain’t free will in heaven, I don’t want to go.”
this is a work in process :: thoughts expressed are current personal opinions and are not necessarily final statements :: i reserve the right to disagree with myself and/or change my mind at any time :: it is a reflection on spiritual growth / formation :: and a little bit of just about everything else thrown in
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
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