You might be a Redneck Calvinist if…
- the church you attend is not seeker-friendly, but cigar-friendly.
- you hear “Free Will,” and think about bailing out your cousin “Will” in jail.
- your dad uses the double barrel shotgun for his own “effectual calling.”
- you think that an Amyrauldian is road kill.
- BHT means Barbeque Hogs Tonight.
- the only overalls you will buy are made by Calvin.
- you compliment your wife with, “God has ordained your voice to sound like a chainsaw.”
- your church has justified to include the banjo and harmonica under the Regulative Principle.
- your church refuses to call the church picnic a Potluck.
- you have the five solas tattooed on your arm.
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