$899 toilet seat

Brondell introduces the Swash: a high-tech toilet seat that provides unparalleled comfort and hygiene. It comes with such wondererful features as:
# Posterior and feminine warm-water wash
# Dual self-cleaning wash wands
# Comfortable temperature-controlled heated seat
# Sleek efficient design that fits 95% of residential toilets
# Gentle-closing seat and lid
# Germ-resistant seat
# Remote control (wall mounted or hand operated)
# Temperature-controlled warm-air dryer
and all for the amazingly low MSPR of $899

And to think I was just reading some articles about
# AIDS in Africa
# earthquakes in Indonesia
# poverty & homelessness in Canada

[sarcasim alert]
My priorities must be messed up
Only in the rich parts of the world!