Tuesday, December 20, 2005

You might be a Redneck Calvinist

You might be a Redneck Calvinist if…
  • the church you attend is not seeker-friendly, but cigar-friendly.

  • you hear “Free Will,” and think about bailing out your cousin “Will” in jail.

  • your dad uses the double barrel shotgun for his own “effectual calling.”

  • you think that an Amyrauldian is road kill.

  • BHT means Barbeque Hogs Tonight.

  • the only overalls you will buy are made by Calvin.

  • you compliment your wife with, “God has ordained your voice to sound like a chainsaw.”

  • your church has justified to include the banjo and harmonica under the Regulative Principle.

  • your church refuses to call the church picnic a Potluck.

  • you have the five solas tattooed on your arm.

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