Which makes a better pet: rock or cat?
Geoff Surratt asked himself that question and came up with rock:
- Rocks never poop in my house. Ever.
- Rocks don't shed
- Rocks don't hide for 3 days and then act like it's my fault they're hungry when they finally turn up
- Rocks don't make my friends sneeze when they visit
- Rocks will do tricks like sit, stay, roll over.
- Rocks don't shred things
- Rocks food is practically free
- Rocks never have pebbles
- Rocks don't run up huge bills at the vet
- Rocks don't irritate the other rocks
The only reason a cat might be a better pet than a rock
- You can't eat a rock
Can you think of any other reason to have a cat?
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